Worst Christmas gift

Link 1 - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aikyj/i_just_got_the_worst_christmas_gift_ever_what_do/

Link 2 (contd)- http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/alupk/i_am_the_guy_who_got_the_worst_christmas_gift/